The B.G.C. No Chill Comedy Bible Book Tour & Giveaway

Unlock your inner potential and achieve your goals with The B.G.C. Formula &

Pick up some just straight comedy game with The No Chill Comedy Bible 

The BGC Formula: Belief. Grind. Consistency.

by Ebony the Ebonizer

Genre: Nonfiction, Self-Help, Personal Growth

The BGC Formula reveals the powerful blueprint for achieving personal and professional success through three key principles: Belief, Growth, and Consistency. In this book, you’ll learn how to:

*Cultivate unwavering belief in yourself and your vision.

*Embrace continuous growth to evolve both personally and professionally.

*Build consistency to take focused action and create lasting success.

Packed with actionable insights and practical exercises, The BGC Formula provides the tools you need to unlock your potential and achieve your goals. This is your guide to a purposeful and successful life.

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZXZSCKN

Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-b-g-c-formula-belief-grind-consistency/id6742688629

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/the-b-g-c-formula-belief-grind-consistency

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1719300

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Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/the-b-g-c-formula-belief-grind-consistency-by-ebony-the-ebonizer

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/228979135-the-b-g-c-formula

Book Trailer:

The No Chill Comedy Bible 

by Jeff “Mr. No Chill” Baylock

Genre: Nonfiction, Self-Help, Comedy Business

Where Funny Has No Chill and the Truth Hits Hard.

The No Chill Comedy Bible” is the ultimate, no-nonsense guide for aspiring and seasoned comedians looking to master their craft, build a powerful brand, and dominate the stage.

Packed with raw insights, real experiences, and unfiltered truths, Jeff “Mr. No Chill” Baylock breaks down the art of comedy—covering everything from writing and delivery to branding, marketing, and the business side of stand-up. 

Whether you’re just starting out or trying to level up, this book will challenge you to think bigger, grind harder, and turn your pain into punchlines that leave a lasting impact. 

No chill, no shortcuts—just straight comedy game.

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DF1BX8LK

Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-no-chill-comedy-bible/id6742758181

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/the-no-chill-comedy-bible

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1720796

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Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/the-no-chill-comedy-bible-by-jeff-baylock

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/228718260-the-no-chill-comedy-bible

Book Trailer:

**Don’t miss their upcoming double book signing!!**

Giveaway 

$20 Amazon 

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Authors 

Ebony “The Ebonizer” & Jeff “Mr. No Chill” Baylock 

The Powerhouse Duo Redefining Realness Through Laughter, Lyrics, and Legacy 

Ebony “The Ebonizer” and Jeff “Mr. No Chill” Baylock are the dynamic husband-and-wife duo taking the stage-and the world-by storm. Together, they blend soulful storytelling, unapologetic humor, and transformative energy to inspire, entertain, and empower audiences everywhere. 

The Ebonizer, a certified speaker, author, and award-winning entertainer, brings a powerhouse voice and a bold mindset movement with her signature B.G.C. Formula: Belief. Grind. Consistency.

From gospel stages with legends like Yolanda Adams and Celine Dion to coaching entrepreneurs and creatives to elevate their lives and businesses, Ebony’s mission is clear: transform mindsets, spark purpose, and help people build legacies with confidence and heart. 

Mr. No Chill is a fearless comedian, writer, and creative force behind The No Chill Comedy Bible-a raw, hilarious, and unfiltered guide to breaking barriers in comedy and life. Known for his gut-punch punchlines and authentic delivery, Jeff brings the real with a side of laughter, making space for joy, truth, and unapologetic self-expression. 

Together, they co-founded the Ebonized Chill Tour, a groundbreaking music and mental health experience blending R&B, comedy, and conversations that matter-touching lives in cities across the country and soon, across the globe. 

Whether they’re on stage, on screen, or behind the mic, Ebony and Jeff are proof that love, laughter, and legacy-building don’t have to be chill-they just have to be real

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Author Links

Website: https://www.ebonizeme.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ebonizeme

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imtheebonizer/

TikTok:   https://www.tiktok.com/@ebonizeme

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Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/55114442.Ebony_The_Ebonizer

Website: https://www.mrnochill.online/

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Goodreads:  https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/55057724.Jeff_Baylock

Surviving The United Nations Book Tour & Giveaway

GENRE:  NonFiction

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BLURB:

This is the astonishing true story of a US Army Special Forces soldier who became a warrior for peace.

In his humanitarian and peacekeeping missions for the United Nations he dealt with child-soldiers, blood diamonds, a double hostage-taking, an invasion by brutal guerrillas, an emergency aerial evacuation, a desperate hostage recover mission, tribal gunfights, refugee camp violence, suicide bombings, and institutional corruption.

His UN career brought him face to face with the best and worst of human nature and he shares it all here.

Excerpt:

The unarmed variety of peacekeeping is a different sort of military mission. UN member states provide officers to serve as military observers. The most common term is UNMO, short for UN Military Observer.

The general mission statement is to “observe and report.” UNMOs observe the status of the peace and write reports for the gratification of the UN Security Council that establishes the mandate under which the mission operates.

Essentially, unarmed UNMOs are placed on the ground between former belligerents. Their lives are then held hostage to the peace process.

Although little-reported, it is not uncommon for military observers to die in the performance of their duties. I found this type of peacekeeping service, in the abstract, to be an honorable endeavor.

The reality, though, was sometimes something else entirely. As a matter of historical import, approximately three thousand eight hundred peacekeepers have died in the performance of their duties around the globe.

Another type of peacekeeping involves the use of armed battalions. I had seen this permutation in 1990 while serving with UN Observer Group-Lebanon in the form of the UN Interim Forces in Lebanon, and two years later with the UN Transitional Authority in Cambodia. My future mission would combine elements of both UNMOs and armed battalions.

The key assumption on the part of the UN Security Council when establishing a peacekeeping mission is that there is a genuine peace to keep. That assumption proved false in several countries.

About The Author:

Robert Bruce Adolph is a retired UN Chief Security Advisor & US Army Special Forces Lieutenant Colonel.  He holds master’s degrees in both International Affairs (Middle East Studies) from American University’s School of International Service and National Security Studies and Strategy from the US Army’s Command and General Staff College.  

Adolph served nearly 26-years in multiple Special Forces, Counterterrorism, Psychological Operations, Civil Affairs, Foreign Area Officer, and Military Intelligence command and staff assignments in the US and overseas. He also volunteered to serve on UN peacekeeping missions in Egypt, Israel, Cambodia, Iraq and Kuwait. 

After he retired from active military service in 1997, he began a second career as a senior UN Security Advisor. Among his positions he served as the Chief of the Middle East and North Africa in the UN Department of Safety and Security. 

Website: https://robertbruceadolph.com/

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-bruce-adolph-904597a/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/robert.adolph

Giveaway:

Robert Bruce Adolph will be awarding a $25 Amazon/BN GC to a randomly drawn winner. http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/28e4345f5091

Follow the tour and comment; the more you comment, the better your chances of winning. The tour dates can be found here: 

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Persephone’s Pool Book Tour & Giveaway

New Age Crime Thriller That Will Leave You Breathless From Shock And Excitement! 

‘Sci-fi and mystery readers shouldn’t miss this one!’ 

– Readers Favorite

Persephone’s Pool 

by Marie Montine

Genre: SciFi Crime Thriller 

“The settings and the unusual killings make for compelling, often unexpected material…A detailed, futuristic detective story that is anything but typical.” – Kirkus Reviews

“A scrumptious mix of suspense, mystery, and intrigue makes Persephone’s Pool a delightful treat that sci-fi and crime lovers will relish.” – Pikasho Deka for Readers’ Favorite

Seven meets Lucy in this New Age Crime Thriller that takes investigators to different crime scenes on multiple planets on a dangerous, mythological game of cat and mouse!

A hundred years from now people can visit any planet in the solar system and take a vacation. Despite all of the technological advancements, a new craving emerges: spirituality.

With the Age of Aquarius on the threshold, intergalactic murders involving mythology begin. And it’s up to two investigators to find out why.

But the further they get into their investigation, the more dangerous the game becomes.

‘Author Marie Montine repeatedly pulls the rug out from under your feet with a plot featuring multiple twists and turns you never see coming. The reveals are unexpected and shocking. What impressed me is how Montine provides each character with enough urgency and distinct personality traits so that the reader is completely invested in their story arcs. The setting feels believably futuristic, which makes the story very immersive. You don’t know if your favorite characters will make it out alive, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. Sci-fi and mystery readers shouldn’t miss this one!’ – Readers Favorite

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F44G48D7

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/persephone-s-pool-by-marie-montine

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/227732269-persephone-s-pool

Giveaway 

$30 Amazon 

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Author 

Marie Montine’s work includes paranormal horror, supernatural sci-fi, and dark fantasy. But there’s always one major theme in her stories: the power of love.

Many readers and reviewers have claimed Marie Montine is an author to watch for.

Red River won an award for best romantic suspense with ChickLit Cafe.

She recently finished writing Persephone’s Pool, an intergalactic crime thriller released on April 8, 2025.

The author is also a level one student with CAAE and you can find her love of astrology woven into stories like Midnight on Mars and Persephone’s Pool.

Marie lives and works in northern Canada with her husband and poet, Alvin J Beck, and their dogs, Luna and Mya. When she is not working or writing, she enjoys gaming and getting cozied up with her husband and dogs watching movies or tv series.

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Author Links

Website: https://www.mariemontine.com/

Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/authorMarieMontine

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/marie_montine/

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/marie-montine

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Marie-Montine/author/B01MFETKEL

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/21668862.Marie_Montine

Cowboy Watch Book Tour & Giveaway

Someone—or something—wants Kellen out of town . . . 

Kellen Brand’s inheritance comes as a monumental shock—a rundown farm she doesn’t want and one paroled Watcher all her own.

Cowboy Watch

The Watchers Book 1

by Petie McCarty

Genre: Paranormal Small-Town Romantic Suspense

The Watchers Series—Fallen angels cast out of heaven by the archangel Michael for coercing with Satan to gain control. Some of these turncoats—duped late in the game by Satan’s lies—doubled back to seek redemption for their unwitting betrayal.  Offered parole in exchange for penance, these Watchers are given the toughest bodyguard missions with little leeway for success.
One last chance.
These are their stories . . .
 
  
Someone—or something—wants Kellen out of town . . .
 
 Kellen Brand’s inheritance comes as a monumental shock—a rundown farm she doesn’t want and one paroled Watcher all her own. Kellen’s eccentric mother believed Watchers to be fallen angels seeking penance by guarding individuals who had lost their way. Seriously? A Watcher?
Only her mother  . . . 
 
Since Kellen vows no sane woman would choose to live in Riverside, she’s on a mission to dump the old farm fast and to the first buyer who comes along. Unfortunately for her, the only buyer is a resort developer, spurned by a townful of objectors and one handsome cowboy—her neighbor, Luke Thornton. Luke must block Kellen’s farm sale or risk exposure of his own family’s secrets. He can ill afford his immediate and compelling attraction to his new neighbor.
 
Someone is watching Kellen, but not who she thinks. Someone deadly and intent on scaring her out of town. Or worse. Luke has a hellish choice to make—step in and rescue Kellen from her threats, or to protect his family, stand by and watch . . .

**On Sale for Only $1.99 for a limited time!**

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Cowboy-Watch-Watchers-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0F134PN2H

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/cowboy-watch-by-petie-mccarty

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/229034593-cowboy-watch

Giveaway

Enter to win either an Autographed copy of Any Fin for Love by Petie McCarty (US only) or a 

$20 Amazon giftcard (WW) – 1 winner each! 

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Author 

Petie spent a large part of her career working at Walt Disney World—”The  Most Magical Place on Earth”—where she enjoyed working in the land of fairy tales by day and creating her own romantic fairy tales by night, including her new series, The Cinderella Romances. She eventually said good-bye to her “day” job to write her stories full-time. 

These days Petie spends her time writing new Cinderella series tales, her new The Watchers series, sequels to her regency time-travel series, Lords in Time, and more contemporary romance standalones to go along with her two previous releases—Any Fin For Love and Ambush in the Everglades.

Petie shares her home on the Cumberland Plateau in Tennessee with her horticulturist husband and an opinionated Nanday conure named Sassy who will make a cameo appearance in the upcoming Book 2 of The Watchers series, Christmas Watch

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Author Links

Website: https://www.petiemccarty.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/petie.mccarty

X: https://x.com/authorpetie

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/petiemccarty/

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/petie-mccarty

Amazon:  https://www.amazon.com/stores/Petie-McCarty/author/B0085ZS5YA

Goodreads:  https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6094579.Petie_McCarty

Thea Book Tour & Giveaway

Poverty, prejudice, her mother’s addiction…in her quest for an education, 15-year-old Thea tries to navigate them all. But will a secret ultimately undermine her efforts?

Thea

by Genevieve Morrissey

Genre: YA Historical Fiction 

Oklahoma City, 1925

Fifteen-year-old Thea Carter lives in a small garage apartment—Thea’s seventh “home” in four years—provided by her alcoholic mother’s employer, the morose and enigmatic Dr. Hallam.

School is Thea’s refuge and she’s an excellent student, but the parasitic Mrs. Carter’s instability continually threatens her dream of getting a high school diploma. In an effort to keep her mother employed and the two of them housed, Thea secretly takes on much of her mother’s work while at the same time navigating adolescence, friendships, and first love.

Dr. Hallam, impressed by her drive and intelligence, becomes Thea’s unexpected ally, but in addition to wealth and position, the doctor also has a secret that could ruin him, and shatter his bond with Thea.

“Thea is a coming-of-age tale with a lot of heart and charm. Author Genevieve Morrissey has written a moving story about a young girl’s journey of self-discovery…. Morrissey’s characters truly leap off the pages….. It’s a fantastic coming-of-age story for young adults and even older readers!” 

Reader’s Favorite Review

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Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F28B5P71

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/thea-by-genevieve-morrissey

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/230235201-thea

Giveaway 

$10 Amazon

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Author 

Thea is the new historical novel by Genevieve Morrissey, author of the award-winning Marriage & Hanging and the popular Antlands science fiction series.

She is an avid student of British and American social history who, through one of those strange little quirks of fate, spends most of her days talking with scientists. In addition to writing, Genevieve enjoys reading obscure books, travel, and solitude.

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Author Links

Website:  https://www.antlands.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Antlands.novels

X: https://x.com/glmorrissey

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/glmorrissey/

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Bookbub:  https://www.bookbub.com/authors/genevieve-morrissey

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Genevieve-Morrissey/author/B01FTHCGSW

Goodreads:  https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13735140.Genevieve_Morrissey

The Cold Winter Series Book Tour & Giveaway

The Niagara Falls Power Grid is down and a snow storm is coming.

The Cold Winter 

The Cold Winter Series Book 1 

by Chris Underwood 

Genre: Disaster, Survival Fiction

The Niagara Falls grid is down.
A snowstorm traps the unprepared.
A cold winter lies ahead.

The Northeast corner of the US goes dark. The rest of the country has power, and desperate travelers jam the roads to get there. They can’t make it. Millions of people are displaced as a massive snowstorm descends.

The Vesper family lives in a small town in central Ohio. They’ve prepped, but not enough. They vow to do the right thing for any person in need. The radio promises that everything will be back to normal soon. Instead, it’s a cold, brutal winter.

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074FTDD13

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/the-cold-winter-by-chris-underwood

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/213606674-the-cold-winter

Series Trailer:

Call To Arms 

The Cold Winter Series Book 2 

The power is still out.
Help isn’t coming.
The fight for America begins.


As central Ohio families struggle to survive through a snowy blackout, an organized effort to take over the country unfolds around them. A coup plays out against a backdrop of systemic failure, and village residents must band together to stay true to their values while strengthening borders against attackers.

An in-the-know ham radio operator aids the villagers in their defense preparations, and in doing so, uncovers a secret advantage—one that gives them a chance to stop loving in reaction mode. As a call to arms goes out, Ohioans fight back against the attempted takedown of everything they love.

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07RGMSNW1

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/the-cold-winter-call-to-arms-by-chris-underwood

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/213606739-the-cold-winter

Battle on the Ohio River 

The Cold Winter Series Book 3 

The Grid is Down.
A VIP upriver needs to be rescued.
Modern Engines can’t be trusted.
To win, the battle must turn unconventional….
And a little Historical.

A modern minuteman militia is operating out of Steubenville Ohio with a VIP to deliver. Their Huey helicopter is grounded so travel is the old-fashioned way on the Ohio River. Then it gets even more old-fashioned. Another militia in Evansville Indiana has the World War 2 LST-325 in their command. Seven hundred miles of river is between them, but the historic battleship is pushing upstream to help. The battles along the Ohio River come to a conclusion in an epic battle on Wheeling Island!

The Official Release date of this book was June 6, 2024, the 80th Anniversary of D-Day. Chris Underwood was on the actual LST-325, docked on the Ohio River, signing books for this official opening date. He has volunteered on this historical ship and proud to include it in this book.

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0D348RFCV

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/the-cold-winter-battle-on-the-ohio-river-book-3-of-the-cold-winter-grid-down-series-by-chris-underwood

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/212417833-the-cold-winter

Giveaway

$30 Amazon 

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Author

CHRIS UNDERWOOD lives in central Ohio with his wonderful wife and three children who are one by one being pushed out the door for college.

His passions have included woodworking and the completion of a 10 year historical home restoration, in addition to his Computer Consulting career.

More recently his passions for sailing and writing have been given more attention in his life. Chris openly pines for the day that writing and sailing completely consumes it.

Creative Writing was always an interest, even decades ago when in college at Ohio State. Business Writing courses were pushed to the side in favor of Short Story and Sci-Fi. In the end, a Computer Science and Accounting degree seemed more promising in today’s world and writing was put on the back burner. Until a few years ago.

A subject matter and storyline were generated that created enough passion to put pen to paper. Now writing is a daily event, with two more stories in process!

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Author Links

Website: https://authorchrisaunderwood.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/authorchrisunderwood

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/chrisunderwoodauthor_/

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/chris-underwood-ad6d2aa7-fba8-44f8-a09e-99c5c2c9c100

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Chris-A-Underwood/author/B074SWTBD1

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17578998.Chris_Underwood

Lines We Shouldn’t Cross Book Tour & Giveaway

Sometimes the road to a fresh start has a few detours

Lines We Shouldn’t Cross

The Innocence Series Book 1 

by Harper Reynolds

Genre: Contemporary Romance 

When they first meet, sparks fly…but not the romantic kind…

Ella Westhoff is a marketing genius. But romance? Not her strong suit. So, while she’s prepared to return to her small hometown and help her grandmother successfully reopen her B&B, she will not fall for the grumpy landscaper on the job—the one who so thoroughly annoyed her at first sight. That was the plan, anyway…

Cooper Daniels isn’t cut out for love, either. His bitter divorce certainly taught him that. One-night stands are all he’s willing to commit to these days. Which means that even though he enjoys bantering with the brilliant Ella, he knows he can’t be the kind of guy she deserves. No matter how much she makes him wish he could be…

Somewhere between fresh starts and past hurts, business and pleasure, Ella and Cooper might be able to claim a happily ever after. But only if they’re willing to cross some lines along the way…

Lines We Shouldn’t Cross, book 1 in the Innocence series, is a sweet and spicy, emotional contemporary romance. Download today and get ready to fall for Ella and Cooper.

**Releases March 20th!! Get it for On Sale for a limited time!**

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0DR7SV14T

Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/lines-we-shouldnt-cross/id6741622090

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/lines-we-shouldn-t-cross

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1703877

Books2Read: https://books2read.com/Harper-Reynolds

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/lines-we-shouldn-t-cross-by-harper-reynolds-and-harper-reynolds

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/222893382-lines-we-shouldn-t-cross

Excerpt:

Ella

This, this… guy! I stalk out of the dining room, fuming.

Of all the people for Pippa to rent the carriage house to, it had to be him. And now he’s living right next door, invading my sanctuary, the space I’ve always considered mine.

Why did he have to ruin my hope of living in the carriage house? There must be plenty of places available for rent in town. I sigh, trying to let my frustration go because bitching and moaning won’t change a thing.

I’d spent countless sleepovers there with my best friend, trading secrets, and dreams. Later, losing myself in romance novels, I’d imagined my own epic love story. Yeah, well, that had been a big naïve fantasy. Most guys turn out to be jerks—like my ex—not some swoon-worthy hero who sets my body ablaze while cherishing my soul. That kind of guy only exists between the pages.

Now, another real-life example of an arrogant jerk stands right there in the dining room, pouring wine as if he owns the place. His broad frame fills the space like a quintessential guy’s guy. His large hands tell a different story. Hands that could build barn walls or something, not pouring wine with unexpected gentleness. Strength and softness, wrapped in those sexy, veiny forearms. If he’d be anyone else, I’d be hopelessly flustered.

Fine, the man’s hot enough to melt steel, but that’s where my appreciation ends. His charm could strip paint of wood, and it’s just about as healthy to be around. He might have fooled Pippa, but not me. And now we’re supposed to work together? Fricking perfect.

In the kitchen, I muster a smile. “Need a hand?” The lasagna’s rich scent fills the room, promising comfort.

Pippa, beaming as though she’s crafted a culinary masterpiece, hands me a tray bearing the night’s first course. In the center, a mason jar filled with her homemade ranch dressing takes the spotlight amid the salad greens and a basket of still-warm bread. 

“Could you bring this in?”

Her warm smile tells me she’s missed me and is happy I’m home.

“Of course.” I won’t rain on her parade, so I nod and smile. One quick taste of the creamy dressing first, then the breadbasket joins the greens as I steady myself to face Mr. Arrogance Next Door.

“Thanks, darling.” Pippa smiles. “I’ll be right there.”

Yes, please, I pray silently. I don’t care to be alone for even one minute with that infuriating man. I let out an inaudible sigh, part frustration, part resignation. 

“Alright,” I say, forcing a cheery tone. With no excuse to dodge McCocky, I carry the tray out of the kitchen.

Giveaway

$20 Amazon 

Follow the tour HERE for special content and a giveaway!

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About the Author 

I write the kind of romance novels that blend sweet and spicy into something deliciously real – stories that’ll warm your heart one minute and make you reach for a fan the next. My characters are flawed souls who stumble their way to love with enough emotional baggage to fill a cargo plane, but they’re worth every messy moment.

Life handed me my own romance novel when I fell for an American military man while living in Germany. Now I’m living my happily-ever-after in a cozy Kentucky town, where my European roots tangle perfectly with Southern charm. You’ll find me powered by excessive amounts of coffee, testing ice cream flavors (strictly for research purposes), and soaking up cuddles from my golden retrievers, Dakota and Tucker.

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